Funniest Ebay Tele auctions!

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Re: Funniest Ebay Tele auctions!

Post by Johnny » Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:52 pm

Just aligned an old 3p binding under and marked the holes... : )

It's better to start with a small hole, cause the holes are right in the middle of the small bumps on the binding...!
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Re: Funniest Ebay Tele auctions!

Post by Johnny » Fri Feb 14, 2014 9:06 am

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RAINEY-DESIGNS-YELLOW-AND-BLACK-TELEMARK-BINDINGS

DEAL ALERT!
Would someone please buy those yellow-and-black super loops ASAP... ONLY 100$!!!
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Re: Funniest Ebay Tele auctions!

Post by Johnny » Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:52 am

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MERILL downhill boots
(Nice pic dude!)

Size:
I have another set of boots that are 11s but these are bigger . I can not find a size anywhere but I am going to say they are 11 1/2 even though they might be 12s and look like they are 14s by the size of the sole I take an 11 and they are too big by almost a size but if a 12 was wide they might not work.

The boots are almost 30 years old but: They are broken in

Also, They do not have too much wear

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Re: Funniest Ebay Tele auctions!

Post by Johnny » Mon Mar 31, 2014 10:01 am

22 Sessions Telemark Bindings

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This is a pair of slightly used 22 SESSIONS Telemark Bindings. Happy Bidding!
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Re: Funniest Ebay Tele auctions!

Post by Raventele » Mon Mar 31, 2014 10:12 am

:lol: :lol:
I have sold 3 pairs of used boots on Ebay recently..
Goal being to pay for 1 pair of T2 Ecos ..
Success!
The T2's and K2 Backups are my resort lite option and
they are light enough for climbing.. :D :D
I am almost a total convert to Scarpa with
T-race, T2's and T4's... :D
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Johnny
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Favorite boots: Alpina Alaska XP, Alfa Guards, Scarpa TX Comp
Occupation: Full-time ski bum

Re: Funniest Ebay Tele auctions!

Post by Johnny » Tue Oct 21, 2014 2:08 pm

AhahahahahHAhaahah! This is THE funniest one ever!!!

KARTTU CROSS COUNTRY SKIS XCD-GT

A pair of KARTTU skis!!!!!!!!!!!! KARTTU! I mean, K.A.R. Double-T. U!!!
KARTTU!!!!!!!

Seriously dude, does it really look like a double-t to you?!? How can anyone be that dumb?!? I just can't stop laughing... This is the most stupid thing I've ever seen...! Can't help it, but from now on, I will always say KARTTU instead of Karhu. No need to mention the size of the skis, all we need to know about them is simply: "The skis are made of Karpor form fiber in canada". Great, it's a good thing because I only buy skis made from karpor fiber from canada.
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Also worth a mention this week,
A pair of Black Diamond Telemark 181 "with only one binding". How convenient. Yours for only 140$.
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Re: Funniest Ebay Tele auctions!

Post by MikeK » Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:44 pm

LoveJohnny wrote: No need to mention the size of the skis
FWIW they are 215's. Zoom in on the other picture and you can read it.



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Re: Funniest Ebay Tele auctions!

Post by Johnny » Sun Nov 16, 2014 8:33 am

After the Karttu skis, here comes the Volkis!

VOLKi Presto Telemark Snow Skis 190cm

Excellent pair of Volki Telemark skis. They are in great condition and ready for the winter season.
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