Partner needed -- Earth (~ N43.6, W116.2)
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 4:00 pm
New partners needed near the Boise river in Idaho region of Earth. Rural/metro area. I am a retarded microbe expressed in a ski capable form wishing I could get out more. As senility and biologic entropy expresses itself in my social circle, I find less collusion than I used to enjoy. Preference is to be enjoyed by mature male applicants.
( ...wifesrules...)
Unfortunately for me, I exist on a warming planet pushing the limits of freezing at local atmospheric pressure, and I can't afford to travel much outside of local area, certainly not off planet (unless you are Elon Musk or similar philanthropist.) As the end of season has just entered early this year on a dry snowpack, I got no great sliding expectations for the rest of the month... (I used to ski from November till June, reliably climbing higher and higher as the season evolved. Now I'd need a Planetary Shuttle.)
Being a monkey with carkeys, I am a fuel fool to the extent of about 5-10 gallons a weekend and the warming trend offers other opportunities, especially using bicycles and crawling over, under and through stuff. Somewhat over exposed to local Boise trails, I've been wandering further away and slitherin around fairly unpublished canyons, mostly looking for holes and minerals with lost Spanish or stagecoach gold a goal if you happen to know of any. Great wealth, fame and longevity are desired but not expected. Keep it real.
Applicant must possess great capacity while expressing great discretion. Locations, method, practices, training, identity, dates and diet are all trade secrets and highly classified as Mrs. Grundy never approves of anything. Applicant must already possess many skills and most of his own personal gear, you would not like my seconds.
Nondisclosure agreements must be signed and a blood sample taken. If you pass the blood test, you are so OUTA here. Alcoholics are not encouraged, but expected. Same with sex-addicts, keep it warm and hidden like all respectable people do. Except for the alchys: buy, chip in or bring your own you lushes.
bah humbug. Skiings over rated, all that sliding around on snow. First, you gotta have snow since the glaciers all went away. Completely unrealistic in the Modern world.
But if your traveling by Earth anyway, drop in; just know, the skiings gonna suck. Can you squeeze through a 29 inch hole? (~ .7 m.)
( ...wifesrules...)
Unfortunately for me, I exist on a warming planet pushing the limits of freezing at local atmospheric pressure, and I can't afford to travel much outside of local area, certainly not off planet (unless you are Elon Musk or similar philanthropist.) As the end of season has just entered early this year on a dry snowpack, I got no great sliding expectations for the rest of the month... (I used to ski from November till June, reliably climbing higher and higher as the season evolved. Now I'd need a Planetary Shuttle.)
Being a monkey with carkeys, I am a fuel fool to the extent of about 5-10 gallons a weekend and the warming trend offers other opportunities, especially using bicycles and crawling over, under and through stuff. Somewhat over exposed to local Boise trails, I've been wandering further away and slitherin around fairly unpublished canyons, mostly looking for holes and minerals with lost Spanish or stagecoach gold a goal if you happen to know of any. Great wealth, fame and longevity are desired but not expected. Keep it real.
Applicant must possess great capacity while expressing great discretion. Locations, method, practices, training, identity, dates and diet are all trade secrets and highly classified as Mrs. Grundy never approves of anything. Applicant must already possess many skills and most of his own personal gear, you would not like my seconds.
Nondisclosure agreements must be signed and a blood sample taken. If you pass the blood test, you are so OUTA here. Alcoholics are not encouraged, but expected. Same with sex-addicts, keep it warm and hidden like all respectable people do. Except for the alchys: buy, chip in or bring your own you lushes.
bah humbug. Skiings over rated, all that sliding around on snow. First, you gotta have snow since the glaciers all went away. Completely unrealistic in the Modern world.
But if your traveling by Earth anyway, drop in; just know, the skiings gonna suck. Can you squeeze through a 29 inch hole? (~ .7 m.)