Re: Partner needed -- Earth (~ N43.6, W116.2)
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:28 pm
Actually, more like three...
Seems my Facebook page lasted about a month.
the wife suggested it, I really had no interest in facefuck, its kinda a woman thing. My wife is an expert.
FB was a lot of work, and eventually I realized I was just making up a dossier for the FBI and NSA to rank me among all the other citizens (I.E. potential terrorists) as to what kind of mouthwash I prefer, how much money I make, where I take my vacations and what kind of activities I pursue. I had about 11 climbers as "followers" I guess, but I had not changed my security setting to lock out the dilettantes who might run across my site, following some comment I made on a post by Vitaly (you know him?).
Then one night, after a few drinks (it was after my Thursday night drinking session with my Bud...) I was bored, no good TV I suppose... and when I logged in, I saw the little box, "What is on your mind?"
Oooohhhh....
...my downfall, is always what I think....
Well it was just after ISIS burned that soldier to death in a cage in front of the cheering crowds, with about 100 others, (and the massacre at the French version of MAD Magazine...) and I put down what I was tinking... Lets see if I can summarize...
1. This is enough, I am DONE with ISIS. And ALL of militant Islam, like Boko Haram (those ignorant savages). No more tolerance. Bring it ON, shitheads.
2. ISIS (et. al.) exists because we have let it and we can end it. Its time to end it.
3. Begin by creating a buffer in northern Iraq, say by nuking the northern Iraq desert, burn that hellhole into an ichi-ban glass lined, glow in the dark skateboard park. Let's SHRED, Man!
4. Take a certain black meteor and launch it back to Mars or wherever it is it came from, we can figure it out from its chemical composition. The islamicists can face the sky as easy as Mecca. Should be even easier, no need for a compass or maps any more, just look up at the moon at a certain time of night. There it is, in the newly named Mare Isis!
5. Take the next 1000 dead ISIS leaders and sew them into recently slaughtered pigskins, launch THEM into orbit around wherever we sent the meteor, that should make them happy. They can ALL be Martyrs, we love dead Martyrs. They can have all the virgins they want, too. In freefall. God Willing...
6. Explain to Iran we feel real sorry, but the next time we find a Iranian military unit in Iraq without a permit from Bagdad, we will to place 100 cruise missiles on target in Tehran, working from the Parliament building outwards in a regular pattern. We suggest you move your families before you move the troops.
7. If you Iranian guys spend one more month working your "secret" nuke plant, we will show you a real nuke, and NOBODY makes them better than US(a). You guys ever hear of a Neutron Bomb? One air burst and 6 months later we will move all new tenants into the best remaining buildings. This will be highly cost effective as the new government will get to sell all the Alcohol Licenses for all the new Bars. This is expected to be highly profitable. That goes for Syria, too. Fuck you guys. The Rockettes and Blue Man Troupe are going to love the new venues.
8. ...well, I think I went to ten in this vein, you get the idea...
Some pussy raghead lover must have complained, I was accused of "false Identity". I was locked out of my account until I could prove my name was Rokjox Teleski with a drivers license or a library card. I thought about trying, but I really didn't like FB much; as I said before, it was too much work for zero paybacks. Nobody has a serious conversation on FB, the format doesn't encourage that. Everybody just makes unilateral statements of LUV and trades chicken recipes. That nerd Zuckerman was just trying to get laid, nothing intellectual, just ass...
Half the damn posters ON FB use fake names, obvious ones with six adjectives and no proper nouns...
So, yeah, its been three, I think...
Seems my Facebook page lasted about a month.
the wife suggested it, I really had no interest in facefuck, its kinda a woman thing. My wife is an expert.
FB was a lot of work, and eventually I realized I was just making up a dossier for the FBI and NSA to rank me among all the other citizens (I.E. potential terrorists) as to what kind of mouthwash I prefer, how much money I make, where I take my vacations and what kind of activities I pursue. I had about 11 climbers as "followers" I guess, but I had not changed my security setting to lock out the dilettantes who might run across my site, following some comment I made on a post by Vitaly (you know him?).
Then one night, after a few drinks (it was after my Thursday night drinking session with my Bud...) I was bored, no good TV I suppose... and when I logged in, I saw the little box, "What is on your mind?"
Oooohhhh....
...my downfall, is always what I think....
Well it was just after ISIS burned that soldier to death in a cage in front of the cheering crowds, with about 100 others, (and the massacre at the French version of MAD Magazine...) and I put down what I was tinking... Lets see if I can summarize...
1. This is enough, I am DONE with ISIS. And ALL of militant Islam, like Boko Haram (those ignorant savages). No more tolerance. Bring it ON, shitheads.
2. ISIS (et. al.) exists because we have let it and we can end it. Its time to end it.
3. Begin by creating a buffer in northern Iraq, say by nuking the northern Iraq desert, burn that hellhole into an ichi-ban glass lined, glow in the dark skateboard park. Let's SHRED, Man!
4. Take a certain black meteor and launch it back to Mars or wherever it is it came from, we can figure it out from its chemical composition. The islamicists can face the sky as easy as Mecca. Should be even easier, no need for a compass or maps any more, just look up at the moon at a certain time of night. There it is, in the newly named Mare Isis!
5. Take the next 1000 dead ISIS leaders and sew them into recently slaughtered pigskins, launch THEM into orbit around wherever we sent the meteor, that should make them happy. They can ALL be Martyrs, we love dead Martyrs. They can have all the virgins they want, too. In freefall. God Willing...
6. Explain to Iran we feel real sorry, but the next time we find a Iranian military unit in Iraq without a permit from Bagdad, we will to place 100 cruise missiles on target in Tehran, working from the Parliament building outwards in a regular pattern. We suggest you move your families before you move the troops.
7. If you Iranian guys spend one more month working your "secret" nuke plant, we will show you a real nuke, and NOBODY makes them better than US(a). You guys ever hear of a Neutron Bomb? One air burst and 6 months later we will move all new tenants into the best remaining buildings. This will be highly cost effective as the new government will get to sell all the Alcohol Licenses for all the new Bars. This is expected to be highly profitable. That goes for Syria, too. Fuck you guys. The Rockettes and Blue Man Troupe are going to love the new venues.
8. ...well, I think I went to ten in this vein, you get the idea...
Some pussy raghead lover must have complained, I was accused of "false Identity". I was locked out of my account until I could prove my name was Rokjox Teleski with a drivers license or a library card. I thought about trying, but I really didn't like FB much; as I said before, it was too much work for zero paybacks. Nobody has a serious conversation on FB, the format doesn't encourage that. Everybody just makes unilateral statements of LUV and trades chicken recipes. That nerd Zuckerman was just trying to get laid, nothing intellectual, just ass...
Half the damn posters ON FB use fake names, obvious ones with six adjectives and no proper nouns...
So, yeah, its been three, I think...