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connyro
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grammar jerks

Postby connyro » Tue Apr 12, 2016 5:40 pm

"People Who Get Bothered By Grammatical Errors Online Are Jerks, Study Finds"

Shocker there, eh? Anyone know someone online that's a grammar jerk? I do.

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Re: grammar jerks

Postby MikeK » Sun Apr 24, 2016 10:28 am

Can't imagine who that might be...

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Re: grammar jerks

Postby connyro » Sun May 01, 2016 9:36 am

Here's a taste of some great work by the biggest grammar jerk I've ever run across:

-"single sided" = single-sided
-"dribble" = "DRIVEL", you great big genius you!
-Ellipses actually function to separate, add space, create a sense of wonder and pause..
-Oh yea, and "different than" should be "different FROM" ..It's a comparative situation..
*EDITED TO ADD: "It's "asshole" , not "ass hole".."

Thank you grammar jerk!
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Re: grammar jerks

Postby MikeK » Tue May 03, 2016 8:33 am

8-)

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Re: grammar jerks

Postby connyro » Wed May 11, 2016 9:43 am

The grammar jerk gives his buddies a free pass apparently, temporarily forgetting his vigilance for grammar correction. For example, when one of his dopy "friends" posts some mangled english, there's not a even whiff of the grammar stickler's scoldings: "Ben lurking for long enough. Those e99s are a increadable powder ski."

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Re: grammar jerks

Postby MikeK » Wed May 11, 2016 10:07 am

Well, you know... I'm sure even Trump doesn't want to deport the Mexicans that clean his toilet.

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Re: grammar jerks

Postby MikeK » Tue Jun 21, 2016 2:17 pm

"I edit some posts a lot..because my brain works at a speed that you will never experience" -my favorite internet idiot


You mean like at a glacial pace?

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Re: grammar jerks

Postby connyro » Wed Jun 22, 2016 9:37 am

MikeK wrote:
"I edit some posts a lot..because my brain works at a speed that you will never experience" -my favorite internet idiot


You mean like at a glacial pace?


No, more like a spazzy, pointless, cyclical pace. Sort of like a retarded cat in the dryer. Round and round it goes...

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Re: grammar jerks

Postby MikeK » Wed Jun 22, 2016 9:55 am

Ahh... mania with psychotic breaks?

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Re: grammar jerks

Postby mikejonson750 » Mon Jun 26, 2017 10:12 am

I also have no idea :D
Divide et impera )))


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