grammar jerks

[connyro]

"People Who Get Bothered By Grammatical Errors Online Are Jerks, Study Finds"

Shocker there, eh? Anyone know someone online that's a grammar jerk? I do.

[MikeK]

Can't imagine who that might be...

[connyro]

Here's a taste of some great work by the biggest grammar jerk I've ever run across:

-"single sided" = single-sided
-"dribble" = "DRIVEL", you great big genius you!
-Ellipses actually function to separate, add space, create a sense of wonder and pause..
-Oh yea, and "different than" should be "different FROM" ..It's a comparative situation..
*EDITED TO ADD: "It's "asshole" , not "ass hole".."

Thank you grammar jerk!

[MikeK]

[connyro]

The grammar jerk gives his buddies a free pass apparently, temporarily forgetting his vigilance for grammar correction. For example, when one of his dopy "friends" posts some mangled english, there's not a even whiff of the grammar stickler's scoldings: "Ben lurking for long enough. Those e99s are a increadable powder ski."

[MikeK]

Well, you know... I'm sure even Trump doesn't want to deport the Mexicans that clean his toilet.

[MikeK]

"I edit some posts a lot..because my brain works at a speed that you will never experience" -my favorite internet idiot

You mean like at a glacial pace?

[connyro]

"I edit some posts a lot..because my brain works at a speed that you will never experience" -my favorite internet idiot

You mean like at a glacial pace?

No, more like a spazzy, pointless, cyclical pace. Sort of like a retarded cat in the dryer. Round and round it goes...

[MikeK]

Ahh... mania with psychotic breaks?