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by Woodsbum » Fri Oct 29, 2021 7:34 pm
Ok, so, I'm a public servant in a town with a big eastern ski mountain. We have some local very cool public back/side country glades that I have been involved with developing. Guy calls me in the office last Spring and asks if I'm in charge of the BC area.
"Not really but, what do you need?"
"Well, did anyone find some rather expensive, new AT gear in the vicinity of the parking area?"
"No, I haven't heard of anyone finding any equipment. But, what happened?"
The guy takes a deep breath, hems and haws a little then says, "I had a medical emergency and had to leave my stuff"
"Wow, I'm sorry to hear that"
Then you can hear the guy make up his mind to come clean and he says, "Actually, since it was so late in the season and I'm new at this, I'm nervous about bears and so I had some bear spray that I had in a pocket under some outer pants and somehow while struggling to get my stuff off after a few runs, I managed to spray myself in the groin area with a liberal dose of that stuff. And, then I was just screaming, throwing gear and running for the car. The drive to the hospital was hell."
At this point I was covering the phone and doubled over choking back my laughter. When I collected myself I apologized, asked if he was ok now (yes).
First of all that dude is my hero for telling the story.
Second, I'll never say I had a bad day again unless I lose an expensive BC setup and bearspray myself in the crotch in the same 24 hours.
Third, I put out the word and the dude got his stuff back.
Now, I'm not sure he'll have to overcome that trauma to ski again. But, I bet he never carries bearspray again no matter how much he spends on therapy.