Pats Peak ends friendliest uphill policy in NH
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2020 9:42 pm
It was inevitable. Parking-lot skin cutters, the illiterate, and people who just couldn't be bothered ruined a good thing. For the record I skin up all the time, and am a frequent user of the policy even though I have had a season pass for years. So my rug just got pulled.
Even though there is a very clear uphill policy listed online and even through there is a goddamm map at the parking lot to reference, people couldn't/wouldn't do some basic homework and stick to the delineated uphill route, avoid snowmaking, avoid grooming. Pretty damn simple. Those were the only rules.
So we went from free, uphill skinning at all hours to non-operational hours before 8am, Mon-Thurs only.
I am not surprised. It was coming.
Anecdotes: I had one guy in the smack middle of the trail, under a roll, as I came blasting over the top of it. Oblivious. Did not like it when I attempted to educate him on his dumbness. Have been eye-rolled by others when I explained they were on the wrong uphill route. Have watched others jauntily go straight up the steepest trail right in the middle of downhill traffic. Dumb dumb dumb. Watched some Parking-lot skin cutters get to the summit one day and say, "we're already here?" Yes, yes you are you dumb f**k, this hill has barely 600' vertical what were you expecting jerkface?! Go back to Mass. Thanks for nothing. Thanks for not contributing financially to this small family owned mountain that tries like hell to provide a great skiing experience and actually cares about the sport, not real estate development.
Also, thanks for all the fake BS cloying excruciatingly lame "I earn my turns" posturing in the parking lot before you hike up. You're gonna get sweaty in the puffy you clown. Christ, put down the instagram already. Screw you.
I sometimes find certain types discouraging.
Respectfully, I end my
/rant
Even though there is a very clear uphill policy listed online and even through there is a goddamm map at the parking lot to reference, people couldn't/wouldn't do some basic homework and stick to the delineated uphill route, avoid snowmaking, avoid grooming. Pretty damn simple. Those were the only rules.
So we went from free, uphill skinning at all hours to non-operational hours before 8am, Mon-Thurs only.
I am not surprised. It was coming.
Anecdotes: I had one guy in the smack middle of the trail, under a roll, as I came blasting over the top of it. Oblivious. Did not like it when I attempted to educate him on his dumbness. Have been eye-rolled by others when I explained they were on the wrong uphill route. Have watched others jauntily go straight up the steepest trail right in the middle of downhill traffic. Dumb dumb dumb. Watched some Parking-lot skin cutters get to the summit one day and say, "we're already here?" Yes, yes you are you dumb f**k, this hill has barely 600' vertical what were you expecting jerkface?! Go back to Mass. Thanks for nothing. Thanks for not contributing financially to this small family owned mountain that tries like hell to provide a great skiing experience and actually cares about the sport, not real estate development.
Also, thanks for all the fake BS cloying excruciatingly lame "I earn my turns" posturing in the parking lot before you hike up. You're gonna get sweaty in the puffy you clown. Christ, put down the instagram already. Screw you.
I sometimes find certain types discouraging.
Respectfully, I end my
/rant